I'm a big bad robber and I'm gonna get YOU!Brad told me to blog this.
Around noon today, Brad called to check in with me. I had just put Cozette down for her nap and came downstairs to finish a craft project when the phone rang. This is how our conversation went:
Brad: Hey love, how's it going?
Me: Good. I just put Cozette down for her nap. How are you?
We continue to talk for a few minutes when all of a sudden the door knob started to turn!
Me: Um, Brad I think the door knob is turning. Are you home? ( I asked because sometimes he will come home for a quick break if he is on this side of town. I thought he may be surprising me.)
Brad: What? No, I'm in my car.
Me: Brad, someone is turning the door knob!
Brad: Are you sure?
I then walk towards the front window to look out. I see no one.
The door knob is still turning back and forth like someone is trying to get in. I am distressed now.
Me: Brad, someone is trying to get in!
I then walk towards the front door to look out the peep hole, I couldn't see anybody but the door knob is still being turned and then there was a loud knock.
Brad: Jeannie, is everything OK?
Me: No! Oh my Lands... Who is it? WHO IS IT? I was very alarmed.
It's me, Everett.
I then open the door.
Me: Oh my lands, Brad. I TOTALLY forgot. Today is early release.
Brad: Jeannie!! He said this with relief and like I was a crazy woman.
Everett: Mom, are you OK?
Me: No, I thought you were a robber trying to get in.
Everett starts to laugh really hard and looks at me like I'm nuts. All of the commotion wakes Cozette up.
Brad: Bye-bye Jeannie.
Me: Brad, I really was scared. I have to go get Cozette. Sorry, I scared you.
Brad: I could tell you were scared.
Then we both start to laugh really hard.
Me and Brad at the same time: Bye-bye.
The End.
I must be losing it.
3 comments:
The scariest part to me? That you had come downstairs to finish a craft project!!! LOL!!!
No really, that would spook me too. I can just hear Brad on the other end of that phone call and hear you all frantic. He was right. Blog the crazy/funny/memorable stories. We always forget them. I should do it more often.
Ha! Ha! I was thinking the same thing as Meredith. The best part about the blog is that you were going to finish a craft project. Seriously, what has gotten into you?! Hee! Hee!
Well, I thank you for finishing that craft project because I have a LUCKY feeling that someone in my family might be the recipient. :) ???
I wouldn't mind a big, bad robber . . . as long as he were Everett. :)
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